Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Randomize
