How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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