i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
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