If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
10 shots in she's sitting on the floor using the open dishwasher door as a plate to eat her "life giving" pizza.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That's Danny the boy who threw up in the Doritos bag
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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