Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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