I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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