Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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