Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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