would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
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