Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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