It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Fuck me I smell like cheese
Couch. On fire.
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