So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
this just has baby written all over it
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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