His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sorry my hands just texted you
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
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