I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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