found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I have already put on my inside pants.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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