True but thats because hes a fetus.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just toasted a glass of brandy with my own reflection to my dimples. Why are you not here?
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
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