tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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