Im at strip club and am horny
Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
