i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
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