Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
The stripper told me she had been working there for eight years, then got mad when I asked if she was trying to make it into mangment. Awkwardest lap dance
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
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