Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
North Korea, Best Korea!
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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