Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
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