I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
Randomize
