is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Somehow my drug dealer is stuck in my air-vent and now everything smells like patchouli, weed, deoderant and sweat.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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