seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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