he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I have peed in a lot of sinks
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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