I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Uh do you have my pants because I have yours
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
Randomize
