I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Come over, we're having a tea party. And by a tea party I mean we're drinking whiskey from tea cups.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
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