i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
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