yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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