nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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