What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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