some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
So. Much. Porn.
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