I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I skipped work to stalk him.
Is King's over? Or do I still have to say 'On Matt's cock' at the end of every sentence on matt's cock?
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Do you think I could get someone from tinder to drive me to the airport?
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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