I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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