forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
The air taste purple.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
