Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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