Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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