Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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