Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
Last night I had a dream that I changed my last name to Vodka. what does that say about my life?
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