She was so drunk that I kept trying to switch out her wine for water. Sort of like Jesus, but in reverse.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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