the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
Last night I tried to apply for a job at ihop. That drunk.
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
