let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
