so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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