Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
So we just accidentally broke into a building from the third floor while carrying shovels. The security guards are still very confused
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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