at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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