I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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