yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
My husband was abducted by a group of disco dancers in the parde and danced off down the street. If you see him, tell him to Hustle on home and clean the cat box. #MardiGras
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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