if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
even my farts smell like vagina
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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