Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
that's an acceptable place to lick
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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