I have demons in me.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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