i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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